Rural Joker Pillows

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'Sheep happens.'

'Sam, you either rebuild these gutters or you can get another veterinarian.'

Legs are crossed and the udders are folowing suit.

"A one-way street? - way out here in the boonies?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Clandestine cows.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

The Rural Bidet...

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

COWS: Spare cow

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Early American Think tank

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

Nice six-pack!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"I stink... therefore, I am."