Rural Joker Pillows

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'Sheep happens.'

'Sam, you either rebuild these gutters or you can get another veterinarian.'

Legs are crossed and the udders are folowing suit.

"A one-way street? - way out here in the boonies?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Clandestine cows.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

The Rural Bidet...

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

COWS: Spare cow

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Early American Think tank

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Nice six-pack!

"Can you milk a cow?"

"I stink... therefore, I am."