Backyard Athlete Gifts

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

How To Play Tennis

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"This never happened."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"How?"

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Beer Garden Kit

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Human males marking territory.

I know they told me not to bark

The Tardis Shed

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'