Backyard Competitor Gifts

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Agility God

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

I know they told me not to bark

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

The Tardis Shed

A chicken coop goal.

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Skateboard Olympics.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

French Cricket.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'Mom, is a stem line anything like a clothes line?'