Garden Gamers Gifts

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Bird Torture.

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Garden Sudoku

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Domestic Cats.