Garden Gaming Guru Gifts

Gnome fishing

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Homo Gamus

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Bird Torture.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Dog in Daisys

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Giant slug attacks a city

Gardening#2

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?