Garden Maestro T-Shirts

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

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Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Passion

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Positively Petersham

Violin Practise

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Mulch madness"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"