Garden Virtuoso T-Shirts

"He finds this time of year very stressful."

Botanical violinist

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Sale! Weed Whackers

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Tree Passion

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening#2

Giant slug attacks a city

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.