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"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

Jack of all trades

Allotment

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Quartet of chefs.

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Onion Tears

Decorating with Children

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Computer Music

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Organized chaos.

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Spatula Conductor

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Pollsters

Nuclear Families

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Black Truffles!

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Other men just sing in the bath

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

Gordon Ramsay

Salad Bowl Drum

Planting Dreams.