Grocery Master T-Shirts

Wow... The Performance Enhancing Drug For The Rest Of Us...

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bad for you but to die for

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Important Food Groups

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Price may vary with weather.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Unusual Offers

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Self-Checkout.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs