Grocery Master Pillows

Wow... The Performance Enhancing Drug For The Rest Of Us...

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bad for you but to die for

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Important Food Groups

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Only One Item or Fewer.

Price may vary with weather.

Unusual Offers

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Attack of the 'health' foods

'I've got it written down...'

Self-Checkout.

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs