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'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'What'll it be?'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

The merger hits a snag.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'As a new investor, you'll be interested to know that the value of stocks are determined by the collective wisdom of all buyers and sellers.'

Loyd Grossman

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"I don't like it."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Just Merged.

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'