Grocery List Maestro Mugs

'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'What'll it be?'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

The merger hits a snag.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'As a new investor, you'll be interested to know that the value of stocks are determined by the collective wisdom of all buyers and sellers.'

"I don't like it."

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'