Grocery Maestro Mugs

Jack of all trades

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Twenty-first century baby walker

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'What'll it be?'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Onion Tears

"I'm unable to process this image."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Project Manager Showdown

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".