Grocery Maestro Gifts

I see you forgot your eco shopping bags, mom. Ummm � How can you tell? Wild guess. Market.

Jack of all trades

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Twenty-first century baby walker

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'What'll it be?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"I'm unable to process this image."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Onion Tears

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".