Shopping Maestro Mugs

"Do you need anything magnificent? I'm off to the hypermarket."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'What'll it be?'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'As a new investor, you'll be interested to know that the value of stocks are determined by the collective wisdom of all buyers and sellers.'

"I don't like it."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'