Supermarket Sweepstakes Prints

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Personal Assistants.

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket Merge

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Complex Carbs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Plane Yogurt.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"