Supermarket Sweepstakes Pillows

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Low Hanging Fruit

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

Plane Yogurt.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.