Supermarket Savvy Pillows

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Formerly Bad. Now Good For You.

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

"Why is the wine not in this aisle?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Complex Carbs

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."