Nature's Grocery Fan Gifts

Organic Milk

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Hole Sale

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Mouse shopping after hours

Natural Medicines

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

The Creature of the Black Legume

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Woman has man in shopping trolley

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'