Nature's Grocery Fan Gifts

Organic Milk

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Hole Sale

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Mouse shopping after hours

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

Natural Medicines

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

The Creature of the Black Legume

Woman has man in shopping trolley

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Do me a favor - don

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"Bag for life?"