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Fitting Rooms and Nothing Fits Room

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

How would Madam like to pay?

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"My husband said, 'We were getting low' on the essentials!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

'Hi, yourself.'

'I'll take it!'

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"