Shopping Spree Champion Gifts

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

The crowd turned ugly

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Shove' (at big sale).

Shoppers

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'