Shopping Spree Champion Pillows

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

The crowd turned ugly

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Shoppers

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'You must have something in my size?'