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Healthy.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Hair Style Menu

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

Employee of the Month - male.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

Open Mic Night

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

Touch Gig

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

Sit ups.

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

'Now don't be deceived; I'm making this look very easy.'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

Beauty Time

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

Twiggy.

"I just scrubbed."