Runway Superstar Prints

Healthy.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Hair Style Menu

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

Employee of the Month - male.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

Open Mic Night

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

Sit ups.

'Now don't be deceived; I'm making this look very easy.'

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

Beauty Time

Highlights of the week!

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

"I just scrubbed."

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'