Singing Superstar T-Shirts

'Your fellow employees are complaining, Mort, so you have to practice your Karaoke elsewhere.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Showbiz Awards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Lennon and McCartney.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Omara Portuondo

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Fairytale Update

EWE 2.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"That is an outrageous slur."

Michael Jackson

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Michael Jackson.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Freddie Mercury

Cat Hecklers