Reality Tv Superstar T-Shirts

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

TV-Mirror.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Healthy.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

The changing times of 'fame'.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'Not another elimination show!'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Distancing with the Stars

Live water cooler.

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Celebrity Shark Attack.

"Then at half past, apparently there's a fly-on-the-wall documentary about us."

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'You're becoming a regular on 'Court TV'.'

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.