Reality Tv Superstar Gifts

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Healthy.

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

TV-Mirror.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

The changing times of 'fame'.

Dancing with Jesus

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'Not another elimination show!'

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, unless it's a really sensational lie that will boost our ratings?

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Distancing with the Stars

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Live water cooler.

Celebrity Shark Attack.

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

'I can't eat it! It's too horrible!' 'It's not I'm a Celebrity...Mum's dished up some wonky carrots.'

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

"Then at half past, apparently there's a fly-on-the-wall documentary about us."

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'You're becoming a regular on 'Court TV'.'

Ant And Dec,