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Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Highlights of the week!

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Hair Style Menu

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Sales

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Hi, I'm on the make,'