Styling Star T-Shirts

'She dressed herself this morning.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Keeping warm.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Queen of Upcycling!