Styling Star Prints

'She dressed herself this morning.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.