Celebrity Pet Fan T-Shirts

(Hollywood dog) (Hey! that's the 'rin-tin-tin'. I ordered a 'Benji'!)

What does aloof mean?

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"I'm a monster."

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Dua Lipa caricature

Elton John

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

David Letterman

Madonna

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Antonio Banderas

"He loves to give autographs!"

Elvis fans

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

Amy Schumer

Stephen Fry

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

Mathew Maconaughy

Dianne Reeves

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

Lena Heady

Ray Davies