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"The club scene is really changing."

"He ran out of pee."

The Rolling Bones

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"Too goth?"

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

Solving the dropping cake problem.

Posh Doghouse.

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'

"Dog star"

'He can probably smell my dog on me.'

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

Celebrity Poodle.

'You must be the new taster.'

'I don't go through the rubbish because I'm hungry: I'm just curious...'