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Playing Fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Chasebook

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Puppy Love

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Gesundheit!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"