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Celebrity Poodle.

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Are we there yet?'

"The club scene is really changing."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Cat with Crown.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'We're not following the poodle home.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Beware of dog...poop.

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Bad Dog!"

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'