Dog Celebrity Enthusiasts Pillows

Dog celebrities.

Playing Fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"She's a miniature."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Puppy Love

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Gesundheit!"

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

I'm sure it's fake.