Canine Celebrity Fan Pillows

"He loves to give autographs!"

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Pet Entertainers

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Dog Realtor

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

No Dogs.

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

Pets christmas tree

Guide Dogs

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Dachshund Yoga

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

Jerry Springer Spaniel