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No littering...

"She's a miniature."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Overkill, dude."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

No Dogs.

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'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'It's my feature wall.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"I admire your dogged determination."