Dog Fancy Fans Gifts

Dachshund Yoga

No littering...

"She's a miniature."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Overkill, dude."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'It's my feature wall.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"I admire your dogged determination."