Canine Celebrity Enthusiast Pillows

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"I'm working from home today."

Dog in love

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"He ran out of pee."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"Bruno, sit."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"Gesundheit!"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Northmont dog obedience school.

"That's right. Just toss it back. OK to toss now. Quit chewing on the bone, put the mitt on your paw, and throw it back."

"How dare you say I am dogmatic!"

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

Celebrity Poodle.

'About this dependant of yours.'

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.