Canine Celebrity Enthusiast Pillows

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"I'm working from home today."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Dog in love

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"He ran out of pee."

"Bruno, sit."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"He loves to give autographs!"

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Gesundheit!"

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Northmont dog obedience school.

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

"That's right. Just toss it back. OK to toss now. Quit chewing on the bone, put the mitt on your paw, and throw it back."

"How dare you say I am dogmatic!"

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'He can probably smell my dog on me.'

'About this dependant of yours.'

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

Celebrity Poodle.