Online Pet Fame Fan T-Shirts

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

What does aloof mean?

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Epic Battles

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Dog Calenders.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

The Catkins Diet

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Cat Chores

Dog makes cats float with helium.