Pet Humor Seeker Pillows

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Cats at private view

Dogs life

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

No, I don

Pet Entertainers

The First Cone of Shame.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?