Dog Show Diva Pillows

When groomers go bad.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Talking Dog.

"That's just not the real me."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

Cats and Dogs.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Dog Show: Most human look.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'