Doggie Diva Appreciator Pillows

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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Humans are strange."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Cats and Dogs.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Will work for tummy rub.'

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

Village Pet Shop.

"Too goth?"

Madonna

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I'm a rockhound."

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.