Childcare Warriors Gifts

'Sorry...sympathy burp!'

Children's Parties

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Interior design trends for parents....

'The child is very illogical'

Chez Nous Menu

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Baby pram as a tank

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

A Tit for Tat.

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

Fitness Programme for babies

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

That's my daughter, Alayna

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'