Childcare Warriors Gifts

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Interior design trends for parents....

'The child is very illogical'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Chez Nous Menu

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby pram as a tank

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Buggy with Snowplow.