Child Welfare Warrior Gifts

'Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board,'

Kids living in poverty

Foster failure

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

Studying and technology

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Policeman talking to lost child

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

Just Another Sloe News Day

Social security.

Family courts.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

The Poor Child's Nurse

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

Don

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'