Childcare Champions Gifts

'The child is very illogical'

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

The Cost of Day-Care

Fitness Programme for babies

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Children's Nursery

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Beware of teething baby.

Family courts.

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

Poker Moms

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

Moral Ambiguity

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."