Childhood Champion Gifts

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'Is this the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Poker Moms

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'

"Must you treat me like a child?"

"So you'll sign our petition for more playroom for kids..."

The Mental Health Impact of Covid

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The child is very illogical'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Family courts.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."