Educational Champion Gifts

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Lessons.

Women Have To Choose

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Who gives you homework?"

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Tammy first, then Charles."

Start of the school year

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

'All tooled up for the new school term?'

'He's Dyslexic.'

Poker Moms

Moral Ambiguity

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."