Learning Champions Gifts

'He's Dyslexic.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

High Five

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Parents teacher conference.

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Who gives you homework?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Tammy first, then Charles."

Start of the school year

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"