Literacy Champions Gifts

'He processed the words all by himself!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Teamwork

'What does it say, Dad?'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Good writing is good thinking

Spell-Check Bee

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'...how are you ever going to text.'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

Teacher reading.

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

Litterature

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

Dyslexia supprot staff

"If you're trying to keep secrets from me by spelling out the words. Might I remind you that I am in year ten!"